4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)


That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything
including you from your pants

4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)

That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything

including you from your pants

I love Archer

thestrongestofthestrange:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

Yes this would be really cool

No seriously tho

kuroutsubasa:

syrisa:

monsieurpaprika:

twoandtwentyonebee:

kenezbian:

Got asked to make this rebloggable.
The LJ link and the other website link.

I remember those days B)

*rocks back and forth in rocking chair, takes off oxygen mask to light up a cigarette* mmmyep dem were da days

*thumbs emergency button for nurse* can you *wheeze* remember going through *gasp* a author’s entire LJ *hacking cough* ye..years of LJ, just to find a fic?

There was the Sakura Lemon Archive sometime around 1995-1996. Someone salvaged it.
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN. I have 1990s anime porn to read.

kuroutsubasa:

syrisa:

monsieurpaprika:

twoandtwentyonebee:

kenezbian:

Got asked to make this rebloggable.

The LJ link and the other website link.

I remember those days B)

*rocks back and forth in rocking chair, takes off oxygen mask to light up a cigarette* mmmyep dem were da days

*thumbs emergency button for nurse* can you *wheeze* remember going through *gasp* a author’s entire LJ *hacking cough* ye..years of LJ, just to find a fic?

There was the Sakura Lemon Archive sometime around 1995-1996. Someone salvaged it.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN. I have 1990s anime porn to read.

james cook being a fucking amazing friend (part 2)

Sometimes. He works better with Effy.

I have pink hair, guys.

Also I work at Psycho Donuts. It’s between a comic book shop and a Subway. This is better than my last job, seriously.

themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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looks like something a nightmare pooped out

rnilkbreath:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

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Why I'm openly bisexual

  • random person: Bisexuality is so ridiculous. It's not real. You're just scared or pretending.
  • bisexual person: It's very real. I'm right here.
  • random person: But you can just blend into straight society if you want to. You don't know what it's like to be completely discriminated against for being gay.
  • bisexual person: Of course I know what it's like to be discriminated against. I have to prove myself every day.
  • random person: Oh really? Name one person who's given you a hard time for being bi.
  • bisexual person: You.

thefoxxybenedict:

gokuma:

thefoxxybenedict:

C.S. Lewis created an imaginary world

J.K. Rowling created an entire culture

J.R.R. Tolkien created a whole civilization and his own language

Then there’s me

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Cheer up, you could have created 50 Shades of Grey

best comment that i’ve gotten on this post yet

injury-prone:

mpregbert:

my mom tells everyone I’m addicted to the computer but honestly I’m addicted to the wonderful people I’ve met while on the computer

if you fuckers lived next door I’d never be online

THIS

blehblehyeah:

kobalt382:

how do Canadians re-produce 

We fill people sized molds with maple syrup and call upon the almighty moose god to bring life upon their soulless forms