December 2009
I've got a secret I can't keep... I've got my eyes...
You remember when I liked you? Well, it's ten...
I'm gonna cross some boundaries.
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Enjoy, or unfollow.
Haha I’m enjoying this! xD Keep crossin them boundaries!
Beating Hearts, Baby!
Baby is this love for real?
It's official!!!
I am sprung off this guy :)
I think...
I may quite possibly be falling for a really great guy!
“If ever I can rescue you when you need two arms to fall into, you know exactly...”
– Rescue You - Jake Epstein
GOODNIGHT WORLD!
Time for mimis as Skye and like other people say… I guess LOL!
3 tags
Skye's Status
Skye: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick!
Joe: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Skye: oh its ready for you Joe..
Joe Sauer: YES! lol
Skye Sandoval: lol i totally recorded myself singing it
Joe Sauer: haha did you realy?
Josh Boone: This is always gonna remind me of u!! U laughed half the song!! lol.. MY FAV SONG NOW! lol
Skye Sandoval: yes i did.. dont judge mr. i recorded myself singing poker face or whatever! lol
Skye Sandoval: lol yay Josh!
Me: Skye's riding MY disco stick Josh NOT YOURS! LOL!
Skye Sandoval: lol oh ladys please!
Josh Boone: ohh its fine, cause she's gonna be on MINE soon.. ON A DAILY BASIS! lol..
Me: Uhm NO! I called DIBS!!!
Skye Sandoval: Joshua Boone you dirty boy.. lol
Joe Sauer: eeewie, this is dirty. im gonna leave and let you breaders have your little fight
Josh Boone: I know.. Im pretty dirty!! havent taken a shower.. wanna help me that that!! lol..
Skye Sandoval: lol really Joe?? your supposed to steal me away remember? haha
Me: Sloppy seconds is all I gotta say, Josh and when I'm done with her,that's all you're gonna git!
Joe Sauer: i dunno a shower with josh seems a little more enticing
Josh Boone: Thats fine!! cause once she gets a piece of josh, she'll never want u anymore anyways!
Skye Sandoval: oh nooo Joe haha they can have there little fight over me while we fight over Josh ya? Bring it! lol ;)
Me: Oh puh-lease! There is no man like Dave! Once you go Dave... you'll never wanna shave? ok that doesn't work so well, but she'll always go back to me! I SLEEP WITH HER!!!
Skye Sandoval: tis is true haha
Josh Boone: Ha lol.. yeha so!! that doesnt mean anything.. SHE's HAVING MY BABIES!!
Me: That's what you think! But you're for a surprise when they come out with big boobs, blue eyes and blonde hair!
Joe Sauer: me too me too lol
Josh Boone: yeah when they come out like that, that still means their mine!! IM WHITE!!
Me: YEAH WELL YOU DON'T HAVE BIG BOOBS, DO YOU?!?! .... and you know what, the little boys are gonna be hung like ME!
Me: and I'M hung like a STALLION!!! Right Skye??
Skye Sandovalfo sho. im getting that fo sho! lol
Josh Boone: Umm nope.. Their gonna be hung like their papi!! and their gonna have skye's cute smile.. and ur gonna be a old single tranny named dave who at the age of 65 doesnt know what tamales are!
Me: HEEEEEELL NAH!!! They'll have Skye's ass, my boobs and kawk and they're first words are gonna be: "Giggidy Giggidy" and "I'd bang em!"
Josh Boone: okay.. im fine with them having skye's ass!! cause im jelous of her ass, I want it too.. I think they'd fill my jeans out perfectly!! but ur body parts they wont have cause IM THE FATHER!! U SHOOT BLANKS DAVE!!
Me: *GASP* Pshhh!!! Says the bedsheet humper!!!
Josh Boone: I TOLD U THAT IN CONFIDANCE JERK! lol.. I tend to hump everything that moves.. and that is a very good quality!! everyone compliments me on it!
Me: Your mom didn't...
Josh Boone: Actually she did.. and then she gave me 20 dollars and told me to hump my dad so he'd wake up cause he's a heavy sleeper!! so there I WIN!!
Me: Really...? Well, at least your mom didn't rip me off..
Josh Boone: yes really!! and what u mean she didnt rip u off!! I didnt get ripped off.. I got paid to do something i love.. and thats humping!
Me: Well, you must not have been very good... She paid me to go halfway and I went ALL the way! That got me $500! Why do you think she can't look at you anymore? That's right cos you weren't good enough! Awww snap!
Josh Boone: pls.. Im so good they made a song about me called "BedRock", cause i can make your bed rock!!
Edgar Salazar: That song is like a porn.
Skye Sandoval: lol i think thats the point Edgar
Me: Ahem... yeah and like I said before Josh.. I respect women's privacy... COS I'M THE BEST MAN YOU'D EVER BE WITH!!! WHAT!!!!
Edgar Salazar: Hahah oooohhh what a slut. Isn't he a guy.
Me: Me? Why yes!
Edgar Salazar: Wait so Skye likes porn... And I knew you were a guy the way you looked at me bahha.
Me: Hahaha! She likes our private videos together! Omg Edgar I can't believe you knew my secret! You're the only guy I'd go gay for! Hahahaha
Skye Sandoval: ladies ladies.. please...lol
Me: Hahhaha
Edgar Salazar: Your making a brown man blush...
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