Call me Raine - 21 years young - Slytherin

Since I was 5 years old, I had been telling stories to everyone. When I was old enough to understand what a writer was, I started to write my stories down in hopes that someday I could share them with the world. In this day and age, I've finally discovered that I can do this independently (thanks to such things as gumroad and paypal). See the "Buy My Books" section if you're interested.

My writing is what supports me. I'm not kidding when I tell you that writers do not make a lot of money. J.K. Rowling is one of the very, very few authors to have made such an impact on the world. I don't expect to be as popular as her, but I do think it'd be fantastic if I had a small gathering of folk to follow along the adventures of Rowan, Angela, Hazel and the many characters who I have yet to discover in my mind's world.

Another important part of my life is my health and fitness. I've been working hard to be in the best physical condition I can be. It's a long, strenuous road but it's absolutely worth it. To follow along my progress, visit my fitspo blog: http://quidditchtrainer.tumblr.com/

Put a body part in my ask
Butt = 15 Squats
Thighs = 15 lunges
Arms = 10 push-ups
Abs = 30 second plank
Cardio = 20 jumping jacks
Everything = all of the above


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February 24th
1:06 PM
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Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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